How to say “Who put the jug of guaraná right on the edge of the table? One elbow and it's on the floor.” in Portuguese

In Portuguese

Quem colocou a jarra de guaraná bem na beirada da mesa? Qualquer cotovelada e ela vai pro chão.

Who put the jug of guaraná right on the edge of the table? One elbow and it's on the floor. in other languages