How to say “Uncle Zé's tongs are bent from twenty years of barbecues, and they don't grip anything smaller than a chicken heart anymore.” in French

In French

La pince de service de tonton Jean est toute tordue après vingt ans de barbecues, elle n'arrive plus à serrer quoi que ce soit de plus petit qu'une chipolata.

Uncle Zé's tongs are bent from twenty years of barbecues, and they don't grip anything smaller than a chicken heart anymore. in other languages

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