How to say “A dried plant is about as low-maintenance as it gets — she goes away for a month and comes back to find it exactly the same.” in Japanese
In Japanese
ドライフラワーほど手入れが楽なものはないよね。あの子なんか一か月旅行に行ってても、帰ってきたらまったくそのまんまだもん。
Doraifurawā hodo teire ga raku na mono wa nai yo ne. Ano ko nanka ikkagetsu ryokō ni ittete mo, kaette kitara mattaku sono manma da mon.