How to say “She won't raise the standing desk while it's this cluttered — last time a mug went over the edge.” in Japanese
In Japanese
こんなに散らかってたら、彼女はスタンディングデスクを上げないよ。この前マグカップが落ちたばっかりだし。
Konna ni chirakattetara, kanojo wa sutandingudesuku o agenai yo. Kono mae magukappu ga ochita bakkari da shi.