How to say “The app had our bus "two minutes away" for twenty minutes — it's about as reliable as the weather forecast.” in Japanese
In Japanese
アプリでは二十分ずっと「あと二分」のままだったんだよ。天気予報と同じくらい信頼できないよね。
Apuri de wa nijuppun zutto "ato nifun" no mama datta n da yo. Tenki yohō to onaji kurai shinrai dekinai yo ne.