How to say “The sump pump is honestly the most reliable thing in this house; it has survived three floods without a hiccup.” in Japanese
In Japanese
正直、この家でいちばん信頼できるのは排水ポンプだね。三回の浸水を一度も止まらずに乗り切ったから。
Shōjiki, kono ie de ichiban shinrai dekiru no wa haisui ponpu da ne. Sankai no shinsui o ichido mo tomarazu ni norikitta kara.