How to say “These bath towels look fluffy, but they're not absorbent at all — they just push the water around.” in Japanese
In Japanese
このバスタオル、ふわふわなのは見た目だけで、吸水性が高いどころか、水を広げてるだけじゃん。
Kono basutaoru, fuwafuwa na no wa mitame dake de, kyūsuisei ga takai dokoro ka, mizu o hirogeteru dake jan.