How to say “We fed the baby with a spoon for the first time and got most of it straight back in the face.” in Japanese
In Japanese
初めて赤ちゃんにスプーンで食べさせてみたら、ほとんどこっちの顔に返ってきたよ。
Hajimete akachan ni supūn de tabesasete mitara, hotondo kocchi no kao ni kaette kita yo.