How to say “It's thirty-five degrees out, so grab the hair clippers and buzz it all off. I don't care.” in Portuguese

In Portuguese

Tá fazendo trinta e cinco graus: pega a máquina de cortar cabelo e raspa tudo, não tô nem aí.

It's thirty-five degrees out, so grab the hair clippers and buzz it all off. I don't care. in other languages