How to say “It's thirty-five degrees out, so grab the hair clippers and buzz it all off. I don't care.” in French

In French

Il fait trente-cinq degrés : prends la tondeuse à cheveux et tonds-moi tout ça, je m'en fiche.

It's thirty-five degrees out, so grab the hair clippers and buzz it all off. I don't care. in other languages