How to say “It takes two people to lift my father-in-law's toolbox, and half of it is loose screws.” in Portuguese

In Portuguese

Precisa de duas pessoas pra levantar a caixa de ferramentas do meu sogro, e metade é parafuso solto.

It takes two people to lift my father-in-law's toolbox, and half of it is loose screws. in other languages