Somebody put a laptop on top of my bag and now there's a squashed banana stuck to my notebook.

How to say “Somebody put a laptop on top of my bag and now there's a squashed banana stuck to my notebook.” in French

In French

Quelqu'un a posé un ordinateur portable sur mon sac, et maintenant j'ai une banane écrasée collée à mon cahier.

Somebody put a laptop on top of my bag and now there's a squashed banana stuck to my notebook. in other languages