How to say “It's the third punctured tire this month, and this one's been patched so often it's more patch than rubber.” in Japanese
In Japanese
今月パンクしたタイヤ、これで三本目だよ。しかもこれは何度もパッチを貼ってるから、ゴムよりパッチのほうが多いくらい。
Kongetsu panku shita taiya, kore de sanbonme da yo. Shikamo kore wa nandomo patchi o hatteru kara, gomu yori patchi no hō ga ōi kurai.